chocolosophy

Philosophical system proposed by Leah A. Goodling comprising the belief that all people should seek happiness through chocolate-eating. Principal teaching is summed up in a quote from Sophius Aimus, "i think everyone should just stuff their faces with chocolate! best philosophy ever! they cant talk! n they r happy!".

I am a devout student of chocolosophy.

by Tab February 6, 2004

CocoBozo

Someone that has clownlike tendencies and uses Coco Bliss as an intimate moisturizer

CocoBozo is used when someone

uses Coco Bliss like a Clown

by CocoBozo June 20, 2021

chocomonkeymix

When the combination of melted chocolate in its most liquid form is combined with either one ball or two balls to create the ultimate lubrication.

Get me some of that chocomonkeymix... Thats what she said..

by Stapey Berliner February 19, 2010

chococoins

Coin shaped chocolates wrapped in foil to look like real coins.

she was excited to find gold coins in her Easter eggs and even more excited to find out they were actually chococoins

by PapaShagMcNasty April 5, 2015

Chocolove

When you want to compare someone to something you love like chocolove.

For example, Instead of saying, "I love you like chocolate." You can say, " I chocolove you."

by Jewelsy Bewelsy October 7, 2020

chocoforever

Don’t leave them home alone.crazy as a fucking monkey on drugs.

Girl: chocoforever is crazy!

Boy: they are..

by sailor Mercury July 6, 2021

Cocobon

An adult who is slow, a bit awkward and is disrespectful towards teenagers and kids

Jakes mom is a Cocobon! She didn’t say hi to me when I said hi to her

by Quan Lurbens II August 25, 2021