Chipe

1. Word used in refering to the act of smoking weed.

2. Also can be to inform others that are you high or stoned by simply adding a "D."

1. Hey man, you trying to go chipe.

2. Man I am so chiped.

by Y0shi July 12, 2005

Mary Chipperfield

To masterbate, crack one off, perform fist rape, date the first mate, bash the bishop, yank the plank, shake hands with the unemployed, pull a pint on the love pump attend a menage a mois and, most pertinantly, to spank the monkey.

Mary Chipperfield owns a circus and got in trouble a few years back for physically reprimanding a primate in her care.

Hot damn boy! That be good monodextrous literature! I'm off for a quick Mary Chipperfield - wheres my jizz rag?

by TLO Smudge July 4, 2004

Get Chipped

To be caught in the crossfire meant for someone else. The target isn't you but you can still have pieces "chipped off" by gunfire (specifically) or unintentionally caught up in a beat down meant for someone else.

"Don't get chipped" - V. Staples basically means mind your business and do your thing. Don't mingle with people who could get you hurt or messed up.

"hey, I heard Ronnie snitched. Don't hang around him for a while. People might be looking for him and you don't wanna get chipped."

by Pope1980 September 21, 2019

chipeo

A chipeo is dominican/puerto rican slang for a car meet, similar to a “coro” which is slang for a party or lit get together.

Aw you missed the chipeo last night, i got to show off my rims before the cops came and busted us.

by DefintionMasterkkkm April 23, 2022

Chipper Jones

The modern day Mickey Mantle. Perhaps the greatest switch hitter and one of the top 3rd basemen to ever play in Major League Baseball. Won the World Series with the Atlanta Braves in 1995 and won the NL MVP in 1999. Career .310 batting average will have a legitimate shot at the 3000 hits/500 home run club. Has a spot reserved for him in Cooperstown once he decides to retire.

Chipper Jones is one of the best players in baseball today, but also the most injury prone.

by MLB fan June 12, 2009

chippermonkey

A substitute for the number three.

1, 2, chippermonkey, 4, 5 ...... and so on!

by Bobby Ruoc June 14, 2005

Chipped

A girl that is crusty, messy and lazy, like chipped nail-varnish.

“Yo that Stacy bitch is chipped. You seen her mug?”

by Thatwaslegitness-yeahitwas July 20, 2018