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Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.
"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."
by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013
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Chimpancamel

A mix of a chimpanzee and a camel.. not muck more I can say
Dude check out that chimpancamel!!
by Camelmaster2202 May 25, 2015
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chimpanyeesus

The king chimpanyeesus was flexing on the peasants with his saucy fitted
by Blout_Bod September 22, 2017
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chimpantie

A Chimpanee that lost its way and fell into a life of exotic dancing and accumulating one dollar bills.
Whatever happened to Chimp Laura?” ,

“Didn’t you know? She’s a Chimpantie now and takes her clothes off for money now”
by Alex Boyes May 19, 2018
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chumpstar

someone in love with their bestfriend. They r a little pussy bih but everyone around them loves them. Someone you should keep in your life. You feel bad for them sometimes , but they’re really attractive people. The time of mfs you just wanna slap the shit out of but also just wanna hug them at the same time. idk but they're a fucking chumpstar. Never hate on a chumpstar , they’re likely to be better than you in every way possible.
nigga 1: Yo have you seen that fucking chumpstar?

nigga 2: yea they’re a fucking pussy, love that chumpstar doe.
by niggagay69 October 15, 2019
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chimpanzee

"I will stab you with a chimpanzee!"
"K"
-Texting
by Xexdeh January 11, 2020
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Chinstand

A chinstand is an acrobatic move often done by contortionists and acrobatic dancers. It involves going onto your knees then rolling down onto your chin while bringing your lower body into the air. It is one of more basic acrobatic moves and is the base for moves like chest rolls and floor needles
Person 1: Wow, did you see her chinstand? I could never bend like that.
Person 2: it must take a lot of practice.
by the real fat patty June 26, 2020
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