child's ren 

Random living objects belonging to children who have died within the last six months.

The mother was shocked as several tons of child's ren flew out of the room after the funeral.

child's ren by TheUltimateJaywalker October 4, 2016

Chili Slam

A charitable event.

Food (usually) chili is prepared and sold to make money for a charity. The Archduke of Austria Franz Ferdinand created the concept of the modern day Chili Slam in an effort to benefit the misplaced peoples of Yugoslavia. Sadly he was killed in Sarajevo on his way to host a major Chili Slam. A Chili Slam is usually hyped with such taglines as “Eat Chili for charity” and “Stuff a Bowl in your Hole”.

chili slam

Chili Slam by JaJet November 21, 2010

Chili Spigot 

a butthole

Steve:so, did you get any last night?

Dave:hell yeah, once I got Sara home, I jammed it right into her chili spigot!

Chili Spigot by vikingdrunk January 21, 2011

chili style 

When you take a crap in a chicks mouth while you are on all fours and she has her mouth on your booty.

Dude, that chick was getting it, Chili Style.

chili style by The Perp with a Finger Fetish April 8, 2016

Chili Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with a rapid spray, similar to a shotgun burst, of mostly liquid fecal matter.

Right before I ate her out, the bitch chili slapped me!

Chili Slap by AlpenWolfer May 10, 2021

Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich 

When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.

hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.

Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich by Kingpoopy3ird July 3, 2016

Idaho chili spud

When you shove a baked potato up your partners asshole

Weston gave Anna an Idaho chili spud and she mud veined

Idaho chili spud by Lotlizard28 March 27, 2026