childhood

a job where you can enjoy whatever you want and you also get paid for it

PRO gamer: Can you imagine your job being just playing games?

child in childhood: yes

by BachSonata69 November 09, 2021

Childhood

Something that can easily be ruined

My dad left that fucked up my childhood

by I’m single and lookin June 12, 2019

childhood

Blissful ignorance of the horrors in the world.

Everyone is a child, but not everyone gets the privilege of having a childhood.

by bearbears July 26, 2020

childhood

when you're growing up with lousy parents and drinking milk as you mature into a fucking retard (when you hit 16)

"look at that retard, he is a twat in his childhood *laughter"

by lophi1 November 04, 2020

childhood bird

A Mourning Dove. That bird who lives on your roof that you thought was an owl for the longest time, until you asked your parents about it.

Mourning Dove / Childhood Bird: hoot hoo, hoo hoo

*Me instantly remembering every bad memory from my past and almost crying*

by AUTISTICREATURE December 01, 2023

Childhood hog

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'

Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog

by 🌏💖 December 19, 2016

Childhood iMovie

A Childhood iMovie is that one really shitty iMovie you made with your cousins or siblings and friends when you were younger and pure, innocent and not Dirty Minded. You showed it to you parents so proudly despite it being the worst movie to ever grace the world. Tho you thought it was Hollywood worthy.

Girl 1: “Aww, remember those cute little Childhood iMovies that we all used to make when we were kids?”
Girl 2: “Omg girl, I remember how bad they were lol.”

by Kometani‘s Biggest Fangirl July 29, 2023