The reverse man child found the courage to steal on that dude that he/she never had as a kid, though he had had his eye blacked before, and didn't know what what was particularly impressive about it.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
Get the Reverse man child mug.It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.
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Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see
(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!
(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!
(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!
by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013
Get the baby man child mug.Person 1 (over age 34): bro let’s go get fucked up and shots tonight, I bet I can out drink you!
Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.
Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.
by Carlos Duran man child July 22, 2023
Get the Man child mug.an adult who acts immaturely and well, childishly. man children have lots of overlap beetween neck beards. typically they live with their parents and are unemployed, but there are exceptions. (though most who are employed are probably flipping burgers) they often have horrible social skills as well. man children often are obsessed with some kid's cartoon or pop culture stuff. they fill their rooms with toys, action figures and more. overall, man children are leeches to society. just like actual kids. even kidnapping them is harder to do than with children. you have a tub of lard to deal with after all. thus you need to upgrade to adult sleeping to get the job done.
mother: my god! clean your room! you have no job. you could at least clean your room!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!
by dight November 8, 2022
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Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you
by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021
Get the Petty Man Child mug.A child-man behaves, acts, and thinks like a man, but is a child at heart. They are having fun and enjoying life to the fullest, all with the mindset of growth, experience, and everything it means to be a man (up to you!)
They can be of any age ranging from 10-100.
All they have to do is do what they do well and have fun doing it!
A child-man never seeks to hurt, harm, or make others worry or feel less significant than they are.
They can be of any age ranging from 10-100.
All they have to do is do what they do well and have fun doing it!
A child-man never seeks to hurt, harm, or make others worry or feel less significant than they are.
Noun: a person with a purposeful mind and a loving heart.
Ex) Jason is such a child-man, he even remembered I like salsa on my tacos when he made them for me.
Ex) Person 1: “He might be a child-man”
Person 2: “what do you mean?”
Person 1: “The way he moves and acts, he’s probably thinking about so many things at once but he’s so calm and friendly.”
Person 2: “and that smile…”
Both: Dreamy
Ex) Jason is such a child-man, he even remembered I like salsa on my tacos when he made them for me.
Ex) Person 1: “He might be a child-man”
Person 2: “what do you mean?”
Person 1: “The way he moves and acts, he’s probably thinking about so many things at once but he’s so calm and friendly.”
Person 2: “and that smile…”
Both: Dreamy
by MisterBot February 12, 2022
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