Chiroquacktor

a useless "doctor" who cracks your bones and charges you money so the joints will swell later, making you have to go back for more bone-cracking relief. total quacks!

Shit LeRoy, Hanrahan should never have gone to that damn chiroquacktor for his back! Now he goes every other week and he can't even pay his telephone bill!

by ciaobox October 18, 2012

chiropractor

A "doctor" who uses fear mongering and clever marketing ploys to get repeat business instead of proven scientific methods. Much of what chiropractors do is based on the pseudoscience of sublaxation. A chiropractor will happily take all of your money to crack your back and neck. If you see one and don't get worse or lose all of your money, consider yourself lucky.

Chemistry Ph. D: I have a doctorate so you can call me doctor. I understand science much better than a chiropractor does. If I buy a white coat, will you give me $90/week for the rest of your life to crack your back?

by iLikeSoup May 8, 2010

emotional chiropractor

A professional who specializes in a system of therapy that involves treating the patient, often suffering from a personality disorder, with a dose of common-sensical advice aimed at adjusting said character flaws. This is usually done by questioning their motivations and career/financial goals while refraining from practicing negative reinforcement or punishment. Most patients resist and therefore continue down their current destructive path. Coined by Superfan Giovanni Giorgio on the Adam Carolla Show(1/17/13).

Adam Carolla: Hey Tara, when you screen the calls for tonight's Loveline, can you limit the suicide ones, please?

(Tara laughs while watching "The Simpsons" on TV)

Adam Carolla: HEY!! Let's focus. You've got a job to do. Now I was saying I'd like less-

Tara: You're not my boss!!

Adam Carolla: Whoa, someone's in desperate need of an emotional chiropractor.

by griffin_t_a January 24, 2013

chegro

Any Hip Hop Chinaman, under the false presumption that he is of another color.

Chegro: (In thick chinese accent) Yo mah niggaz, whut up??

by pogmaster April 10, 2003

Chiropterosexual

Something or other that has to do with vampyres and/or "vamping."

That Chiropterosexual was what i got after I bit that girls neck.

by Nick Sharp July 23, 2007

chiaroscuro

1 the french word for contrast
2 the rat from The Tale Of Despereaux
3 the name of my guinea pig

chiaroscuro really likes the light, but was born and raised in the dark, so he became a troubled rat

by aesrdtxfycujkihrtwegfe August 5, 2010

chiropractor

1) crook
2) wannabe doctor
3) snake oil salesman
4) Not a doctor

A person that cannont get into actual medical school that still thinks they are a doctor. This practice is a joke and is routinely mocked at quackwatch.com

The chiropractor said I needed maintenence on my subluxations on his free neck x-ray. Ironically the neck x-ray I had at the hospital was completely normal.

I got unsolicted mailings and phone calls from chiropractors offices after I was involved in an accident.

The chiropractor sold me herbal supplements

by teabag October 29, 2007