Chewing the carpet

One woman eating out another woman

Woman: I'm going to Lucy's
Man: Why?
Woman: Chewing the carpet

by Strongasanoxe September 5, 2016

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adults chewing gum

A pack of condoms. Used as an innuendo term to fool little children.

Child: What are these balloons doing in your bottom draw mummy?
Mother: Those are mine and daddy's adults chewing gum, the mint in them is too sting for little kids.

by Ellllllleyep March 22, 2014

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Chegwin

To use comic material developed by another comedian, attempting to pass it off as your own. Often done without giving the other comedian credit for it, especially on the internet.

I just tweeted an awesome one liner, but I'm afraid someone might Chegwin it.

by MikeSynonymous October 22, 2010

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chewing- soup

A French soup made of bubblegum and saliva.

"Hey mom? After I ate your soup my butthole is closed now. What was that?"
"It was chewing- soup my deer"
"Ah ty mom. It was delicious"

by AlphBro April 25, 2023

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This occurs when an individual becomes zonked out on heroin or fentanyl while standing up. The upper body will be slumped over, bent at the waist and the arms will be hanging down towards the ground, giving the appearance of someone attempting to chew his or her own shoelaces.

"Hey, what's wrong with that guy over there in the alley?"
"Oh, just some idiot chewing on shoestrings."

by thatonerealguy425 May 17, 2023

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