Cerealsexual

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.

Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.

by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015

Who pissed in youre cereal

to describe someone who is more grumpy or short tempered than normal.

"you never ever listen anymore James!!"

"jeeez, who pissed in youre cereal mum!"

by comebacknighty July 1, 2009

Cereal, no syrup?

Cereal is supposed to sound like serious. While syrup represents the sugar coating of the truth or a lie. So, the whole phrase is: seriously, no lie.

Nathan: She says you are cute bro
Mark: Cereal, no syrup?
Nathan: Cereal

by JHUBois November 20, 2015

Put Cereal First

the correct way of eating cereal, if you put milk in first you are a fucking monster and deserve to get shot by the military

den: hey man how do you put in your cereal, I tend to put cereal first
am: oh yeah i put in milk first
den: *pulls out handgun* i wont hesitate bitch

by Denmaski May 19, 2018

Salsa Cereal

When you are dipping chips in salsa, and you get down to the last crumbs of chips which are too small to pick up and dip, you just pour them into the salsa and get a spoon and mix them in and eat it like cereal. This allows you to get the last of the chips blended with the salsa. No wasted chips, more good food for you.....:)

I ran out of dip-sized chips, so I just poured the crumbs into the salsa bowl, grabbed a spoon, and ate me some Salsa Cereal.

by Kanji_Flufenoff August 7, 2010

cereal box

a place u go to, to escape reality. no one else can enter your cereal box, only you!

brian: i went into my cereal box last night it was great!
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.

(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)

by jeny February 25, 2008

cereal

The best food in the world.

I eat cereal all day long. It is good in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening, especially good for a snack in the middle of the night.

by AcneBrain June 29, 2004