Black Cheetos

You know, it's that thing when pubic hair is done in dreadlocks and resembles the size and shape of a popular finger snack.

Last night I had a run in with Black Cheetos and I had to bail. I should have known that the carpet matched the curtains!

by hounddiggity May 25, 2010

cheetos

Term for Trump supporters.

As in, "Did you see all the Cheetos at that Trump rally? All five of them?"

by Flying Thesaurus March 15, 2017

Cheetos

1. a cheese flavored snack that is orange colored. Eaten.

2. a cheese flavored powder that is orange colored. Sniffed.

Not to be confused with Doritos, which are only compatible with the mexican nose. If you sniff Doritos, you're fucked. On the other hand, eating it is just fine.

1. Kid A - "Hey Jason, lets go to the 7/11 to get some cheetos"

Kid B - "That sounds like a great idea Sean! I just love those cheese flavored snacks that are orange colored."

2. Adult A - "Hey man, you wanna go get some cheetos?"

Adult B - "Dude, I heard that if you did cheetos at this campus you get kicked out! And besides, where are we gonna find a cheetos dealer?"

Adult A - "Whats life without a few risks? My cousin told me this great guy for cheetos. Lets go there this Saturday."

Adult B - "Cool man. I always wanted some of that cheese flavored powder that is orange colored!"

3. Chester Cheetah is a prominent figure in the cheetos sniffing market/industry. To date, he has sniffed 58.3 billion bags of cheetos.

by easydown January 26, 2011

Cheetos

Cheese snacks that taste good but will give you the shits if you eat too many

These cheetos are so good!!! *4 hours later* Aww shit, my stomach is killing me!!!! Why the fuck did I eat that whole bag of cheetos?!?!?

by Robb19 November 28, 2016

Cheetos Hangover

Having a deadly hangover in the morning delivered from the universe typically through spicy cheetos chips that is consumed late at night

What a shitty morning! i am having the worst cheetos hangover.

by Yanni19 January 17, 2019

Cheetos

Cheetah, but plural.
Also a name for a crispy delicious snack made by Frito-lay

"Look at all these cheetos!"
"Those cheetos run so fast when theyr together!"

by Dr Trap October 19, 2020

Cheetos Throw Blanket

The act of throwing collected Cheetos dust on a blanket and 2 people roll around in it. They then proceed to lick it all off while still on the blanket.

“It took a long time to finish doing a Cheetos Throw Blanket”

by Delaginger February 25, 2021