Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.

by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) September 3, 2008

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She’s a fucken hoe never date her. She’s ugly as fuck and is flat. Become transgender instead of dating her

Sehajpreet cheema is hoe

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cheesemaster

Being excessively cheap, mainly used as slang for the beastmaster in war3:tft or anything else that is perceived as overpowered.

That beastmaster was such a cheesemaster before they nerfed him.

by muppet June 25, 2004

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cheema

Convenient concatenation and curtailment of ‘Cheers’ and ‘Mate’ to form a single phrase when being delivered something whist sat in a comfy chair.

Extra bonus points are available on the rebound for anything that rhymes such as Lemur, Femur or Heemer.

Dave: Here's your cup of tea!
Andrew: Oh, Cheema!

by Mister_Douve May 6, 2003

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