Assmouse Cheesepants

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.

Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.

by Nigwar October 28, 2006

Cheesesteak

The act of two people being from Philadelphia, PA dancing with someone between them, then start squeezing them instead of dancing.

Did you just see Zell and Reese give that girl a Cheesesteak. She is out of breath now, but she took it like a soldier.

by Young_Zell July 20, 2009

cheeseboat

1. to engage in coitus with a mammal outside of the human species

2. to perform an act of bestiality

I was especially horny, the dog was in heat, so I cheeseboated the hell out of that pup.

by ItsJester April 25, 2006

wiz wit cheesesteak

A man takes a dump on a long roll: the steak. He then ejaculates on it: the wiz (or cheese). Then he puts his fresh toe nail clippings on the top: the wit (or fried onions). He then makes his partner eat it.

I gave your mother a wiz wit cheesesteak last night while you were at tennis practice.

by biggus cattus May 12, 2011

Philly Cheesesteak

When a man pounds a woman's pussy until it resembles roast beef, ejaculates onto the brown lips, and then eats her out until she comes. If the Philly Cheesesteak is properly executed, the girl will begin cussing like a typical dickheaded Eagles fan. No need to say "Whiz Wit'" when you request this cheeseteak. If you want the authentic smell of a Philly steak shop, you can fart in her face before you deliver the main course.

"Yo Donovan, I can't believe your muddah let me give her a Philly Cheesesteak on the first date."

by Eagles suck fat cock. January 29, 2009

cheesemaster

Being excessively cheap, mainly used as slang for the beastmaster in war3:tft or anything else that is perceived as overpowered.

That beastmaster was such a cheesemaster before they nerfed him.

by muppet June 25, 2004

Philly Cheesesteak

When a male defecates in between a woman's breasts and then titty fucks her and ejaculates all over the feces.

Bro 1. "That chick loves Philly cheesesteaks, and I'm not talking about the food."

Bro 2. "Wow Dad."

by WowDad August 7, 2011