Cheerios

Bite sized tiny honey flavored doughnuts inside a box that says “Cheerios”.

Barry Bee Benson: Imma eat some Cheerios!
Air pod douche: you eat that shit?
Barry Bee Benson: Fair enough.

by Jull.Jc November 26, 2019

Cheerios

The thing you stick your pee pee in

Jeffy sticks his PP in a Cheerios box, like he's fucking a woman

by JeffyFanatic5000 April 19, 2021

cheerios

cheerios = a person you find very attractive ;) basically your type.

“she’s cheerios bro”
“not my cheerios but whatever floats your boat😀”

by ch3rrycola777 January 7, 2026

dick cheerios

The act of finding the largest mixing bowl you have, filling it with Cheerios and milk, and fucking the living hell out of it, orgasming into it, then feeding it to a roommate.

Guy: "Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, dick cheerios is the best!" *Puts semen filled Cheerios back into fridge*
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"

by Skelebonesyourbitch'shoe'sass February 1, 2021

Sweet cheerios

Exclamation - emoting joy and excitement

“Dude, just chopped all my hair off and I love it!”
“Really?? sweet Cheerios!!”

by Slammemore November 12, 2021

Used Cheerios

Boxed cereal that has already been opened and sold by third party distributors (like ebay). Often contaminated during transportation, usually by urine or other waste products.

Found used Cheerios on ebay for $1.99 instead of $8.99 new, but it tasted like Cheerios and piss....

by Billiam 69 January 7, 2024

Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.

OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!

by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017