cheevers

you get all itchy, and tiny mutant aliens crawl out of your vagina

Oh no! That bastard gave me cheevers!

by ladyfriend1013 January 23, 2010

Cheesers

Someone who is a Green Bay Packer fan

look the parking lot is full of cheesers tailgating

by LESPAULS May 28, 2009

Ass Checkers

A variation of the classic board game "checkers", Ass Checkers is a game in which two opponents, or immediate family members, squat on opposing sides of a checkered table cloth and take turns "capturing" squares by staining them via the targeted release of wet farts, or "sharts"

"god dammit, I contracted cholera playing ass checkers"

by shartstain2 October 29, 2015

pulled a Checkers

Indulged in maudlin, self serving self pity on TV ( or anywhere else for that matter)- as in Tricky Dick Nixon's famous "Checkers" speech-(check it out- it was priceless!- and timeless).

Mom pulled a Checkers when nobody would eat her tuna casserole. The candidate pulled a Checkers on national TV when he was beaten by Stephen Colbert.

by magill March 22, 2008

checkers

quite possibly the shittiest fast food ever invented. with franchises placed mostly in ghetto-ass areas of the country (e.g. East Orange, NJ) this chain hires the scum of the earth as employees and serves up the least satisfying dogshit-tasting burgers ever invented. their motto "ya gotta eat" says it all... if you're a down in the dumps nigga, u might as well use that $1.89 in ur pocket to buy our food... i mean ya gotta eat SOMETHIN. makes mcdonalds look like Ruth's fuckin Chris.

"yo kree, whats the shittiest fast food u've ever tasted?" "checkers, nigga... hands down."

by da big KA May 13, 2005

Pop a Cheeker

When a woman's mouth is wide open dude to shock, laughing, e.t.c, a man with an erect member comes in from the side, and rockets his member into the mouth of the recipient forcing her cheek outward from the inside. The force of the thrust causes her to go with it, in a fish-to-hook matter.
The action must be a total surprise to the recipient, allotting her shocked expression.

Girl: "And I was like OOO(mouth wide open) my god"
Guy:.................................^Perfect moment.
Guy:" POP A CHEEKER BITCH!"

by CROll November 24, 2009

Cheeker Sneaker

A job that is completed without much effort, half assed, or poorly performed. Also known as the One Cheek Sneak.

I forgot about the paper so I had to write one really fast before class, a definite cheeker sneaker.

My performance during the speech was a cheeker sneaker: half the cheeks, but still double the butt meat.

by ShaketheMAster January 14, 2010