Checking out my club

golf bro slang for taking a piss in the woods

"Steve where ya at? We gotta tee off or let these old fogeys play through!"

*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."

by kirkandorules July 26, 2023

CHECKING OUT

In general.. it means: SAYING GOODBYE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW

I'm checking out world!!! See you in the next life!!!

by lesser of 2 eviles June 29, 2023

CHECKING OUT

In the simplest terms....
SAYING GOODBYE IN LIFE
AKA - SUICIDE!!

I'm checking out , saying goodbye,

by lesser of 2 eviles June 16, 2023

Checking Out

CHECKING OUT / AKA / SAYING GOODBYE

IN SHORT: IT REALLY MEANS , ""SUICIDE"" YOU'RE GOING TO ""COMMIT SUICIDE"" BECUASE YOU'RE DEPRESSED AND NO1 ELSE CAN HELP YOU THROUGH WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH

I'M PLANING ON COMITTING SUICIDE / CHECKING OUT TO SAY GOODBYE TO PEOPLE TO LET THEM KNOW THANKS FOR EVERYTHING,

by SomeRandomPersonInTheStates July 05, 2023

CHECKING OUT

In simplest terms, the most convenient definition, It generally means, to commit suicide, you're checking out of life, it just means to commit suicide you don't want to be around anymore you're hopelessly depressed, all in all it just means you don't want to live anymore, you want to commit suicide nothing is going right in your life you feel depressed hopeless, you just want to end your life because nobody can help you you've you've maxed out all resources, and in the end you call all your friends and you tell him that you're checking out of life signing off

My best friend Tom checked out of life, he was checking out of life

by SomeRandomPersonInTheStates August 04, 2023

Check out mandems MPG

To take anyone's mind off a bad situation with a cars bad fuel economy

Anton:
She's left me after 15 years

Jack:
Don't worry, check out mandems MPG.

Anton:
Fuuuuuck, I thought my problems were bad.

by Mandem M October 03, 2023

check out dork

Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.

That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.

by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011