cheap monday

A day following an expensive weekend where one has little money to use on monday.

I cant go and get lunch, I spend all my cash over the weekend and I'm having a cheap monday!

by Kenan F April 18, 2008

cheapass

A person who is not only cheap, but also foists his cheapness on others in irritating ways.

The dude who brings TWO PBRs to a BYOB party and then drinks six pilsners is a cheapass. This is probably the same guy who doesn't want to evenly split the bill at a restaurant because your food cost $33 and his only cost $30.

by creaternity May 26, 2006

cheap vacation

Weed/pills/ mushrooms anything that gets you high and gets your mind off of things is like a stress reliever or a vacation

Person 1: i need something relieve my stress
Person 2: take a "cheap vacation" I text you my dealers info

by Dipitychee February 28, 2017

cheap meat

When someone easy to shag and you ain't gotta put in any effort

"Flo is so easy, straight up cheap meat"

by Krabarta August 26, 2017

Pussy Cheap

This is a cheap person. They would buy cheap pussy if they got a prostitute because they’re too tight with their money. They would rather have low class pussy then pay for the good kind.

Her: My husband won’t buy me a Mercedes for my 50th birthday
Friend: It’s because he’s pussy cheap, he wouldn’t even buy you a Hyundai.

by Gayvampire13 April 26, 2019

extreme cheapskates

Someone who tries to save all of their funds. This person is annoying to business owners, business owners hate them! Cheapskates disease is inherited disease, don't marry someone who has it!
~Also a viral TV show on TLC called Extreme Cheapskates starring Pinto Family.

The pintos are such extreme cheapskates! I know bro, I went shopping with them and they try to save every cent with coupons!

by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020

Crustaceous Cheapskate

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021