Chapter 11

An essential chapter to avoid bankruptcy; also used to describe a bankruptcy lawyer's genitals.

Yeah so I was having this Chester guy handle my chapter 11 cause im in serious debt, but it turns out the whole time he was feeling his own chapter 11. Never trust a Salomon

by GerbalFiend April 27, 2006

Chapter

when someone say you look a mess or if someome tell u that they put a number on the end of chapter or if yo look really bad the say close the chapter book......said alot in new orleans

gurl your hair is chapter 4.
your momma gold is lonly it look chapter14.
your g-nikes is through...close the chapter book.

by new orleans October 25, 2005

Chapter Stealer

Someone who reads a book/magazine at the bookstore but does not buy the book.

Aunty Beef: Just went and read 4 chapters of PRide and Prejudice, pretty good stuff. Was $2 short of buying it. Will go back tomorrow. Maybe I should just sit in the bookshop and read a few chapters each lunchtime and save myself $9.90

Toof: You are a dirty Chapter Stealer.

by rainbowfizz October 21, 2004

chapter 53

Read Blood Bank.

Man, that Yaoi was sick. Especially chapter 53.

by Don't judge me man August 21, 2017

The Nxt Chapter

The nxt chapter refers to a new chapter in somebody's life, typically a new romantic chapter.

The nxt chapter signifies the shift in one romantic relationship dynamic to a different, healthier romantic relationship dynamic.

It can be with your current partner, a previous partner, a new partner, or no partner at all.

I am ready for the nxt chapter in my life! I am going to start fresh and learn to love myself!

by MissAbby September 10, 2020

but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

Something that people randomly say when I say I did bad on something

"aaaaa I did so bad I only got 41 on ci"
"but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?"

by john0512 March 8, 2021

Fortnite Chapter 2

Fortnite Chapter 2 is a type of cancer, increasingly getting worse from Chapter 1 or as most call it Stage 1 'Suck a dick dude, literally the biggest dick you can find'. Many have fallen to Stage 1 of Fortnite such as famous streamer Ninja, who had experienced the side effect, Ligma. However, a cure is being found called "Concentration Camps", however, alternative passive methods are being used as well such as Minecraft, Krunker.io, online bullying and a father who is present in a child's life.

If you know someone who suffers from Fortnite Chapter 2, please do not be afraid to call John Wick. All he requires are the number on the back of your credit card, the small 4 digits and your name.

"Omg look at that kid, his suffering from Fortnite Chapter 2. He must not realize that he lives in a society!"
"Who the fuck wants Fortnite Chapter 2? The game looks like a rip-off version of itself"

by God Has Cheeseburgers October 17, 2019