chavs

have no life, stand on the streets thinking they're "bad", have "babies" at 13+, think that smoking and drinking makes them "rebels", live off benefits, can't speak english, one won't go around alone in case someone picks on it, won't try and do anything unless theres about a million others with it, are not human, wear fake versions of brand label clothes, copy eachother, listen to fake music, should be lined up against a wall and shot...the list could go on for hours

atypical chavs vocab...
"arr no dik"
"ya fukin startin?"
"init safe blud"

by Bullseye92 June 6, 2009

chasesexual

Someone who will always be attracted to chase Hudson (lil huddy) no matter their age/gender/sexuality

Mum: who’s that on your phone

Me:it’s chase Hudson mum I’m chasesexual

by Chasesexualperson December 29, 2020

Chav / Chavette

Ahh the race of chavs. The newest known danger to the world, atmosphere and mainly Barry and Cogan. Chavettes - even cooler! Keep them babies comin' young mothers - WE LOVE IT! Things commonly associated with chavs - burberry, the word "like", tracksuits, dunks, hats, fags, gold earrings, booze, 50 cent, The Vibe, Creation, the words "innit, ini", the word " safe ", the word "fock" and many more! Romily park in Barry - lush place...now...chav central! It's bloody brilliant! All the shmooookers with asbo's! How fabulous!A term that represents the current youth culture of britain. Easy to spot, just look for people with gangsta limps and fake jewelery too heavy to carry. White chavs often think they're black, and black chavs just follow the rest of the rules above. Do not disrespect a chav ...to their face, or they will as I'm sure they'll tell you - "fock you up" which although sounds EXTREMELY FUN ( a bunch of chavs chasin after you shouting and swearing - GREAT:D) would most probably be painful!

The Vibe. Held at the Memorial Hall, Barry. A Splendifferous place to go chav hunting ( our favourite sport ). You walk in and instantly you can smell the chavness. Everywhere you turn you're smothered in the shortest skirts, push up bra's and tops made out of dental floss or maybe even bikini tops, caked on make up and gold hoops. As for the boys there are basketball tops, baggy jeans, hats to the side, earrings bigger than the girls. Scatty gold chains that they think are cool and just an all around essence of " YOU FIT LIKE ". The aim of the vibe is to get off with as many ugly, scatty chavs as you can but the trick is, you must not know them. The average is about 5 - 6 chavs - how exciting! And you're lucky if you get one of those people's name! The scatty pumping music that all sounds the same and the pathetic bobbing they call dancing - what a place to be.. in chav heaven:)

by Bex And Andy! July 7, 2005

chavs

chavs are the inferior race of people that plagues all towns with a McDonalds in. The boys wear tracksuits (trousers usually baggy) hoddies with the hoods up if they dont have a chat on! Most chavs wear hats so low down you cannot see their face or balancing on their head that usually consists of no brain! They hang about the streets in gangs due to the fact that they are all little faggots who cannot fight,also gettin pissed and causing trouble for the people who are minding their own business. Chavette's are the loud mouth slags walking about shopping centres or towns smoking, swearing and starting on any other girl that walks past them. Normaly pregnant at the age of 14. Most chavette's are dressed in fake burberry or valour tracksuits, gold chains with letters, dolls or a clown about 7 loop earings in each ear, 2 or 3 rings on each finger! Hair stuck to their head and pulled back to much they cannot move their eyebrows!
It is impossable to understand chavs due to the strange decline in their speech skills or the evolution of chav talk!

chav1 "im bored wot can we do?"
chav2 "lets try to fing some grungers and start beef with them"
chav1 "ye dirty grungers!"
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2 chavs outside a shop, a person with black top n trousers walks past
chav1 "errrr look dirty goth"
chav2 "errrr y dnt u....eat raw meat!"
chav1 "hahaha good 1!"
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chav1 "ite blud"
chav2 "ite"
chav3 "sup manz"
chav1 "nutin much blud jus smokin"
chav3 "arrrr saves me!"
chav2 "twos me brudda!"
chav1 "k"
chav3 "safe"
chav2 "bare safe"
chav1 "wot we doin 2nite manz?"
chav3 "lets get pissed in the street!"
chav2 "arrrrr blud idea!"

by E.Matt May 20, 2005

ChavScum

This is a quality site much hated by skanky chavs such as the one above. Mostly hated by everyone apart from themselves chavs are a race that aspire to leave school before they are 16, have kids before 17, be the manager of a chav wear manufacturer - even though they cant read a picture book. This website aims to make everyone aware of these things that nobody wants to see and makes people wise of which peopel are the scum of Britain. (I am not a student or a goth and im not jealous of the 'cool kids' because they're not, theyre just below scrotums and tramps in the popularity chain.

Visit www.chavscum.co.uk and you will see

by Charlie April 2, 2005

ChavScum

A website that explains what a chav is,what they do and what people think of them. Some people dislike this website and say it is rascist and so on, but chavs haven't exactly made a good name for themselves, have they? So is there any point complaining about this site? Chavs, like punks and mods and rockers, will give way to another trend sooner or later, so the best thing to do is just let anti-chav sites do their thing. Overall, a pretty funny site if you want a laugh.

I just went tp ChavScum and they have this really hilarious picture of a chav doing/wearing/saying <<insert appropriate thing here>>. You should check it out!!!

by hungover very badly June 28, 2005

chavette

the female version of a chav.

Defining features of a chavette include, but are not limited to: bleached blonde, scraped back, gelled hair with "slut strands" hanging down the heavily madeup face. It will usually be smoking. Note the acrylic fake nails, tacky velour tracksuit, badly applied fake tan, eyebrows plucked to the point of no return and the attitude - middle finger constantly on the alert. May also smell like a combination of sex, smoke, Mcdonalds and cheap perfume. Yes, we have them in Australia too - they're not just limited to London, people. Only here we just call them skanks

by Saren April 19, 2006