ass chatter

When one has gas that produces a series of short, loud farts.

The Taco Bell I ate for lunch gave me a bad case of the ass chatter.

by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

chattle

"Chattle" is actually spelled Chattel and comes from a Middle English word meaning "property." It is commonly used to refer to degraded or enslaved people; those seen as property. In some areas, it has a racist connotation. If you are going to be a bigot, at least learn how to spell your slurs.

In the early days of the United States, human beings were often traded like chattel (misspelled as chattle).

by Celestiallama February 20, 2008

afk chatter

afk chatter

a person that you have as a friend in your msn/gmail chat list, whose status is always set to online, but they themselves are most often afk (away from keyboard)

gmail chat conversation:

person a) where's michael?

person b) i noticed michael's status is always set to online, but when i try chatting him, he is always afk... i will conclude he an afk chatter.

by Sexydimma January 26, 2012

chatter

Refer to a piece of (or a segment of) electronic communications (could be of any kind - phone, encrypted radio, satellite, email, etc.) that contains sensitive information which may be of interest to the government or an intelligence agency.

Langley picked up some chatters this morning suggesting a deep sleeping terrorist cell -- right here in DC -- has just been activated. NSA is still analyzing the intel but we need to brief the President right NOW.

by genome2k December 9, 2010

chatter

a person who spends all free and paid time online talking with others who are obsessive compulsive as well..generally having no job...no life..or teeth. Living life precariously behind a keyboard..waking up to pee and see whats up online.

Shes not fat shes a chatter.

by Michelle October 16, 2003

Chatterboms

Chemically altered state of mind which keeps you wondering exactly what you doing?

I super chatterboms, what were we talking about?

by samballs November 14, 2012

chatterblabs

noun, plural: a collection of blabbermouths who gab incessantly about meaningless topics for excessive amounts of time.

singular: "chatterblab"

"How was the party last night?"
"You didn't miss a thing, just a bunch of chatterblabs."

"Seen my twitter feed lately?"
"Can't keep up, you're such a chatterblab!"

by tootsaliscious December 9, 2013