Chopstick

An Asian man’s main weapon, able to erase entire buildings

Me: This man has a chopstick

John: EVERYBODY RUN

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chopstick dick

A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.

-That guy gave me splinters.

-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.

-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.

by poorly May 20, 2016

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chapstick

Another word for idiot/someone who's mean/rude, as used by the character of 'Sid' in the popular TV series 'Skins'.

Synonyms: idiot, fool, twat, wanker, tosser.

"...and I've been SUCH a fuckin' chapstick."

by SophieGlitterwhip February 17, 2008

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Portugese Chopsticks

The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.

I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.

by Dzzz July 30, 2011

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chopsticks

Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.

The little red wrappers on chopsticks actually say that on the back. Newer versions include correct spelling of "cultural".

by Baseologist July 3, 2003

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After being told something so crazy you have 2 grab something just to throw it down, and the closest thing 2 grab just happends to be chapstic. Violently grabbing chapstic and throwing it or slamming it against something in rage.

1. After the fruity kid announced that he is having an *all boys* "party", the kid with dreads had to present a chapstic moment.
2. After his daughter told him she was a lesbian and had stolen money from him, he couldnt take the madness, and let out his anger in a chapstic moment.

by C.J.-21 April 3, 2010

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holy crapsickle

It is when crap, shit, and holy shit just aren't enough. It takes the recognition of something being bade to a hole new level.

employee 1: hey, the boss just found out that you spent all of last week on e-bay instead of going over the johnson report.

employee 2: O.O HOLY CRAPSICKLE!!! I'm screwed!!!!

by sportsgirl13 August 23, 2009

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