Chanded

Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.

Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.

"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"

"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."

"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"

by novelty16 October 26, 2018

Chandia

The most amazing beautiful thing to ever lay eyes on. They are a rare type you should make sure never to lose. Tough as nails they have been through a lot.

You really should find an Chandia

That Chandia is the best

by AmberBoo142 December 18, 2018

chandhrea

Chandhrea is a very friendly, smart, beautiful, and friendly person. She is very sensitive but she is always there to comfort and support you when you’re feeling down. She is a kind friend who is there when you need her and she is always smiling to brighten up your day. She loves all of her friends dearly but she could care less and wish these haters the best life if some people don’t like her and that’s one of her many great traits. Lets not forget how beautiful she is! She will bless your eyes. Chandhrea is a one of a kind so when you find one, keep her very close because she is a great friend who is there for you and she needs the same support! So show her some love and appreciation because she deserves it.

Is that Chandhrea?
You mean that Angel in disguise?
Yup that’s Chandhrea!

by ThatAsianPerson March 29, 2019

chandler bing

hot guy, married to monica geller

chandler bing is hot

by sofixia September 21, 2021

Off the chandalier

The highest form of positive adjective used to describe,an event, a favorite artist's album,or a member of the opposite sex .It is a derived from the statements "Off the hook" or "Off the chain".

friend: Did you see that show , how was it?
You: Yeah I went and had a blast, that shit was off the chandalier

by flyingerbils231 July 21, 2007

Rusty Chandelier

When a person hangs from an object and kicks their feet in the air while a sexual partner licks the exposed asshole. This is slightly more of an advanced sexual technique than a simple rusty trombone.

That couple feels the need to decorate all of the rooms in their house with a Rusty Chandelier. But on their behalf, it really does tie the whole house together.

by Cookies-Pointman November 5, 2012

french chandelier

Things you will need:
Sprinkles
Rammiken
Basting agent and applicator

The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:

-whipped egg white

-fresh butter/margarine

-extra virgin olive oil

-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium

sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.

(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into

the open mouth of your chosen partner.

Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.

It was a common occurence to witness Paris routinely engaging in the age old practice of French Chandeliers with Pierre.

by Bigolesatchel May 1, 2010