drowsy chaperone

drou-zee shap-uh-rohn

-noun

The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.

1. I must have been more drunk than I thought last night, because I totally pulled a drowsy chaperone.

2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.

by fancygriddles June 18, 2011

Chaperone

any adult present in order to maintain order or propriety at an activity of young people, as at a school dance.

the DJ's playing my favorite song ain't no chaperone's this could be the night of your dream.
...No adults to keep an eye on us...

by nina bieber April 13, 2011

Cameron Riley

Cameron Riley is a very intelligent young man who possesses a colossal daggerdick. He is usually on the shorter side with brown eyes. A Cameron Riley is shy at first but once he becomes comfortable watch out! They tend to hang around the local senior center or bait and tackle shop. The hobbies a Cameron Riley tend to be playing chess, banging girls named Rebecca, and bird watching.

Did you hear about that senior Cameron Riley? I heard he fucked 4 girls with his massive cock in a Toyota Camry! If he layed down with an erection he would no be able to fit under most bridges.

by Connor123_S April 26, 2019

Cameron Broyce

He was such an kind cool guy he dies on July 7 2019 he will always be remembered

RIP Cameron broyce

by Future mrs Mendes July 7, 2019

Cameron

A Cameron is the most handsome man that you will ever come across. Even Brad Pitt could never compare to this Cameron - not even when he was in “Legends of the Fall” (very true). This Cameron is beyond brilliant not only because he was blessed with the ability to learn but also with the desire to be brilliant, to be the best that he can be in all that he does. This Cameron is the most thoughtful, considerate man that you will ever meet. He says that he’s living his life for his happiness now but goes completely out of his way to ensure that you are happy in his presence. This Cameron has the sexiest voice you will ever hear. Even general conversation coming from this man’s mouth is sexy so you can only imagine how incredible it sounds when he’s pressing his cheek against yours whispering “special moments” in your ear. You’ve been given an amazing gift if you’ve ever been lucky enough to hear any of those words. And then there’s that smile - oh that smile… I’ve known of this Cameron for a very long time, been in his presence for a few brief moments but he has left an imprint on my soul that will remain always.

You're beyond lucky to know this Cameron.

by susanp416 May 27, 2014

David Cameron

Leader of the UK Conservative party. Ex Eton and thus Ex Oxford and thus lives in Notting Hill. Previously a PR guy. Bright, well educated Tory puppet that knows exactly what to say but doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. Represents a party of white male hoorah Henry's that are primarily ministers for lunch. Particularly good at attractive sound bites that cannot be put into policies because most of his own party don't actually like what he's saying. The green issue is a good example. Occasionally flies to the Artic to play with huskies because he is worried about climate change. Tendency to cycle to work only to be followed by a Chelsea tractor (Range Rover) carrying his files. Would be hugely successful as leader of the UK Liberal Democrat party.

David Cameron: "I say George, I rather fancy giving that whole politics lark a go"
George: "Now that is an idea. You know daddies in the party. He'll be so very pleased. Now more importantly, where are we going to go for lunch"?
David: "Old Humprey's friend has just opened up a restaurant off the old Portobello. George old boy, give the Daily mail a ring I think I'm in the mood for a spot of cycling!"
George: "Bravo! Now where has Smithy got to with the roller"?

by T Carruthers November 6, 2008

Cameron

a fine man, similar to Steven hawking but with functional legs

Woah, Cameron looks just like Steven hawking

by blEsT082 February 14, 2022