Chair to keyboard interface error

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.

Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."

by Insubious December 9, 2008

comfy chair committee

This describes people who have a comfortable, privileged existence and go online to denounce cops and troops over not shooting someone in the leg who is trying to kill them!

Yes, that cop should have used pepper spray and called the comfy chair committee.

by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

chahira

An amazing, beautiful ,unique, creative and sexy woman. She gets her own way and doesn't care if people dont like her. Shes outspoken and is honest.she thinks of her friends as family.

Chahira is madd

by Thetruthtellerforever October 11, 2018

Cheese chair

A toilet, usually a less desired and hygienic one located in a public place.

After that barbeque, I really need to use the cheese chair, man!

by Butt Doc April 10, 2010

Lawn-Chaired

falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.

The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself

by tmac2014 December 4, 2011

massage chair junkie

Someone who has trouble leaving their massage chair or any massage chair they are able to access.

Go ahead, try peeling that massage chair junkie outta that chair without getting injured!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Throw Him The Chair

In baseball, to throw a batter a pitch that will make him strike out and force him to sit on a bench in the dugout. A chair can technically be any pitch, but typically will be a curveball or slider.

*2 strike count
Center fielder: Hey throw him the chair kid
Shortstop: Yeah kid drop a chair in there kiiiiid
First baseman: Humbabe now lets givemachairkiiiiiiiiiiid
Third baseman: Yeah let’s go now gimmchair kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

by thebigdogsap69 August 24, 2019