certifiable

British slang for "insane". Derived from "certifiably insane".

The evil genius villains in James Bond movies appear to be highly intelligent when, in actuality, they are certifiable.

by Li'l Scotty October 7, 2005

certified creeper

Someone who is creepy to an extent where creeping may as well be their profession. They have it down to a science.

Zach keeps following me around... He's a certified creeper.

by creepertarget November 14, 2011

certainossibly

Certainossibly:

A word that describes the uncertainty of response from Nijil, not one to make a decision lightly, he tends to be vague with "possibly" & "maybe" being his go to vocabulary when asked a question

Nijil; are you coming out this weekend? Certainossibly with an air of maybe and a pinch of uncertainty

by TequilaSteve May 23, 2019

certi

certi si basically the short way of saying certified

A: see Nathan and Rachel have been dealing for 3 years and they haven't cheated on eachother
B: rahh they're relationship is certi

by Teddz Ldn April 4, 2015

Certified hood classic

Basically, it’s “white people music” that any hood nigga would let you play on the aux.

“Yo, u don’t mind I out on fireflys, do you?”
“Nigga, that’s a certified hood classic, tf you mean “do I mind”. PLAY THAT SHIT, nigga!”

by eatbeatnskeet February 5, 2021

Cerys

Cerys is a loving girl with a gental hart , even though a Cerys might come a cross as strong but has a deeper softer side. Cerys will fall in love early and be Brocken early too. Cerys is a beautiful brown haired girl with a curvy body and beautiful lips .

Cerys is full of love

by Dreaming June 2, 2015

certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.

I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.

by YAWA August 19, 2017