center of the universe

the vagina

men might think they control the world but women possess the center of the universe

by Alpino October 28, 2008

center-sacked

The rare but inevitable occurrence when one male must sit between two other males.

Yo dawg! There's room here in the middle, you ready to get center-sacked?

by heyheywhoooo May 23, 2013

centerlink

Poor Peoples Favourite Place

person1: hey man im poor
person2: just go to centerlink
person1: fuck yeah

by TheRealJayRScotty November 9, 2017

Glow Center

Local nickname given to the Energy Solutions Arena in Salt Lake City, UT; formerly the Delta Center. It is called this because the company that has bought the rights to the arena, Energy Solutions, is one that disposes of toxic waste. Energy Solutions Arena is a mouthful so many have shortened it to ESA or the Glow Center, which is catchier and more like the original name.

This is where the Utah Jazz play.

I heard that Metallica is going to be playing at the Glow Center in March.

by JDPSCCA February 1, 2008

Rapid Weight Loss Center

euphemism for using the toilet, especially "sitting down."

Boss: "Dave, where'd you go after you punched in?"

Dave: "Sorry, boss, I had to stop by the Rapid Weight Loss Center."

by Deester July 18, 2007

Hazleton Drop In Center

Hazleton's psychotic and mentally retarded version of the after school programs in urban areas. Instead of attracting children, it attracts adults that act like children.

I was totally pro life before I went to the Hazleton Drop In Center. Now I support abortion, sterilization and even death camps after seeing those sick fucks!

by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020