Brad Catton

1)A sadistic minion master who will stop at nothing to take over the world.
2)An unsocilable kid from school whos conversations include sweets and killing things
3)Crazy kid who lives off sweets

Dude: Hey brad hows it going

Brad Catton: Sweets!

Dude: Wow your weird

Brad Catton: MINIONS KILL HIM
*group of minions jump out of his school bag and maul dude*

Brad Catton: Well now thats done gotta go to mourines for sweets

by kafakjdfkla October 21, 2008

Fidel Castro

the dictator of Cuba who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips, but is just a complete bastard who likes to make people's lives impossible

There is going to be a huge party in Cuba the day Fidel Castro dies.

by jczles February 19, 2008

Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro

Mafalda is the best best friend one could ever have.
Mafalda is THE sweetestest and most caring-est in the world, and is always available for anyone who needs her.
Mafalda loves beagles and grão-de-bico. Although she smells of cocó, her kind-nature and pure heart make it worth it to stick with.
She is basically the portuguese Shakira and is widely known for her sass. DON'T MESS WITH THIS BIATX GURLL, SHE SLAYYY

Who runs the world?
Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro, whenever, wherever.

by crisbeautzyabestfrend April 8, 2018

sneeky castro

Performing a cunnilingus or analingus from behind in the doggy style position. "Ass up face down" Then inserting a cigar in the recievers anus during oral. Used in the The Duece Biggalo, movie European Giggalo.

Vanessa had never experianced a sneeky castro before. Let alone oral sex from this position. After the act she smoked the cigar.

by Ouigee July 3, 2007

Castro Valley

A small unincorporated area unfortunately stuck in the middle of Oakland, Hayward and San Ramon. While the schools used to be good, now they are full of inner-district transfers of students who generally do poorly at their respective schools in their cities so Castro Valley gets students who are academically challenged and just don't give a shit about it because they don't live in the area and don't care if it brings the values of the homes in the area down (for all the people saying the housing is overpriced it's because the schools USED to be good and people wanted their kids to go to them). Furthermore, it isn't known for ghetto kids because Castro Valley is FAR from it. It was known for chickens (try brushing up on history). People who live in Castro Valley aren't racist or ghetto because 90% of the people you see daily aren't from there.

Dude, what's happening to CV? Everyone is trying to act ghetto.

That's cuz they're not really from Castro Valley. They're inner-district transfers. No wonder our schools are going to shit.

by agirl3236 October 17, 2008

infidel castro

one who is not fidel castro; one who opposes communism, or is not communist

My brother is an infidel castro. Is yours?

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

Fidel Castro

(full name Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz) The communist dictator of Cuba since 1959 when he overthrew the government of Fulgencio Batista, to present, although in 2006 he transfered presidential duties to his brother Raúl due to illness. Totalitarian tyrant who has deprived the Cuban population of the most basic of human rights including freedom of speech, peaceful assembly, worship, among others. He was listed on Forbes´"Fortunes of Kings, Queens, and Dictators" list as the 7th Richest Leader, Forbes estimated his fortune at $900 million, only including the money he makes off the wealth of the state, not any past profits.

Fidel Castro has deprived Cubans of human rights as dictator.

by Viquita September 10, 2006