Cattaneo

Just a mess! Not even a hot mess. A cold booger on a wet paper plate. This is the human version of the word kerfuffle. A guy who is oblivious to just about anything that matters.

God damn it, Cattaneo!

by GrimeWords May 8, 2019

Catta

A gay boy who is usually a gay thot

Ray is a catta, he slept with 6 guys in one week.

by ?????11G0@tTheJaz... April 23, 2019

cattatafish

Came from the cartoon show south park, but now it's used as David's new name.

Yea, ok you big cattatafish.

by S-Nizzle April 28, 2004

Cattoo

A tattoo of a domesticated house cat.

Mostly used in a negative sense....

That guy over there has a cattoo, what a loser i mean seriously he is like a cat lady in dude form

by covenentmaster October 6, 2010

catloaf

Public domain of the internet, catloaf is a mere loaf of bread formed into the shape of a cat. He is protected by his friend, whose name is currently unknown to me, but is a box and protects catloaf with a bar of bread.

Catloaf is a sexy piece of bread.

by Mikal S. May 8, 2005

Molotov Cattail

A violent and somewhat revolutionary act, whereby one takes a mason jar, a flammable liquid of some variety, a roll of duct tape, and, of course, a live, adorable, mewling kitten. You take the jar, fill it a depth of roughly half the cat's length, dangle the kitten head first into the jar (barely deep enough for it's snout to be submerged), securely tape the kitten's haunches/hindquarters into the mouth of the jar, light it's tail, and throw it at the offending party. Preferably, the elderly, for being slow... and smelly. And old.

I was sitting on my porch, and Old Man Jenkins hobbled by. Naturally, I was consumed with a ravenous, hellbound fury and an unquenchable thirst to take his life, via a good ol' Molotov Cattail. My life sentence starts Thursday.

Totally worth it.

by Kamui Takahashi November 8, 2009

Cattabil

A person who eats cats.

Damn, that girl just gulped that cat down, shes a cattabil

by Mellisssa1212 May 12, 2010