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catalina divorce

to take a boat out to a remote region and throw your spouse over the side.
by Nadine-Marie April 25, 2006
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Catalina Cows

A catalina cow is a girl who attends Santa Catalina School.
Originally was a derogatory term from rival schools (who will not be named), but was then adopted by the catalina cows themselves as a fun loving joke poking fun at themselves.
Stevenson Girl: ooh, look at the cows! moooo!
Catalina Cows: *walks on all fours mooing* thats right bitches!!
by CatalinaCow March 10, 2008
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Catalina

Really sassy, loves to dance,sensitive, has a big heart
Mom: Catalina where do you want to go for vacation

Catalina: I want to go to Santa Catalina island
by Byeeehiiiishyyyy August 11, 2019
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Catalina

Crazy-ass Latina bitch from the games Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Catalina was the main villain in GTA III and in San Andreas, she was CJ's girlfriend for a little while until she became very dissatisfied with him. Afterwards, she went to Liberty City to live with the GTA III protagonist and to work for the Colombian Cartel. A complete tomboy with a short temper, Catalina seems to hate nearly all men and even sees the men she "likes" only as mere crime partners and occasional fuck-buddies.
"I've seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you!"

"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"

"In here, mi amor!"

"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!

"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"

"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"

"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"
by anonymous July 21, 2008
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dirty catalina

A bhadd Latina from Colombia who’s fine asf
Yo you know dirty Catalina

Ye she a bhadie bro
by 123pat April 15, 2020
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Catalina Foothills High School

A school in the Catalina Mountians in Tucson, Arizona where almost every kid is spoiled rich and a bitch. They don't care about themselves and most of them are selfish and all live in huge houses and think they're the shit. They're mostly all really skinny and theres A LOT of sluts.
"What school do you go to?"
"Catalina Foothills High School.."
"Oh.. okay bye.
"Why?"
"You're probably a bitch and don't care about anyone but yourself"
by Alex Gserhyn March 4, 2010
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Catalingus

A sexually transmitted disease(STD) when a lot of std's join as one and make your vagina begin to deteriorate.
"Y'all see the neighborhood hoe Keisha she done came down with catalingus. I went to fuck last night and her pussy was falling apart."
by Lilzaybaby04 May 3, 2018
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