Castrate Yourself

Something that is said to a dude who has said or done something so inexplicably stupid that his gametes need to be immediately removed from the gene pool.

Ryan: Yeah, I thought it best to get back together with her again.
Josh: Isn't this the fourth time?
Ryan: Well, yeah.
Josh: Fucking castrate yourself.

by AbsolutelyPolishedBean May 18, 2016

Casto

Most Casto's are some bad ass motherfuckers and don't give two shits about what you think. They have giant ass cocks and fuck more than a jack rabbit with a hard on. If you fight a Casto be prepared for a hell of a hospital bill. They are naturally attractive, very seductive, and very strong. They like to spend they're free time rubbin' snuff or vaping. They also like to fish, hunt, and go muddin'. That's only when they're not fucking your mom.

Did you see that Casto kick three guys asses at once?

by Big D Casto August 17, 2018

plaster caster

A plaster cast sculpted after celebrities private parts by groupies or significant others.

"That KISS groupie has the coolest plaster caster of Gene's dick!"

by Karen Alyson April 1, 2008

castrati

males who were castrated before puberty so that they could be trained to play feminine roles in plays and operas in the 18th century. The tonal quality of the castrati was so pure that the castrated youths were in great demand as performers. Many famous composers of the era wrote operatic parts especially for the voices of the castrati.

Seth sings like he's a castrati.

by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005

castro valley high school

Castro valley high school a place where every pretty white girl in the school likes black guys while the ugly ones like eachother. Its populated by asians which make up around 60% of the school and there all obsessed with Boba and Animes. The teachers are also the age of yoda and the young ones dont teach you at all. Half the "normal" white kids are weeaboos to.

"Dude you want to go to Castro valley high school?"

" no im not trying to get assaulted by a bunch of weeaboos"

by Brunojg December 6, 2016

Cantorna

A large family that is loud, stuborn, and fight often. Though they posses those characteristics they are beautiful, and intelligent.

Wow...did you hear those cantornas!

by soccerluvver4 February 28, 2009

castrovian

A society ruled by communist dictatorship.

Havana, the capitol of once Castrovian Cuba; recently agreed to allow The Rolling Stones to perform a free concert.

by Psyopsis July 9, 2016