cashew

A cisgender, heterosexual male. Comes from the shortened term "cishet" often auto-correcting to "cashew".

Friend 1: Which bar should we go to tonight?
Friend 2: Not the one down the road, there's too many cashews there.

by lilcatlover March 23, 2022

cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022

blue cashew

When you squeeze your penile region too hard, and it turns into a shade of blue.

Joseph masturbates too much, he might have a blue cashew.

by Brontitties August 23, 2017

Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025

cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022

cashew cock

Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.

Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?

by Adzybayor August 18, 2020

cashew

A cashew means tulpa which is also known as a imaginary friend it is created by making the brain think there is more than 1 of you

Hey my cashew is misbehaving help

by EzioReal August 14, 2021