George Carlin

George Carlin (1937–2008) was a brilliant comedian, actor, writer and philosopher.

Along with Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin had a dynamic style that broke comedic down barriers and influenced countless people. He progressed every decade, truthfully grappling with a wide range of subjects such as politics, religion, language and societal norms.

He’s known for his satirical humor, razor logic, individualism, ballsy demeanor, eloquence, skepticism, genius delivery, and angering a lot of people at the FCC.

He was also a devout believer in Joe Pesci, because “he can get shit done.”

George Carlin Greatness:

-- American Dream

-- Al Sleet: The Hippie Dippy Weatherman, Maaan..

-- Seven Dirty Words You Cannot Say

-- Stuff

-- The Ten Commandments/Religion Is Bullshit

-- Modern Man

-- The Environment/Saving The Plant

-- Kids

-- Hair Poem

-- Death

-- We Like War

-- American Obesity

-- Abortion

-- Feminism

-- Reagan Administration

George Carlin HBO Specials:

On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977

George Carlin: Again! 1978

Carlin at Carnegie 1982

Carlin on Campus 1984

Playin' with Your Head 1986

What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988

Doin' It Again 1990

Jammin' in New York 1992

Back in Town 1996

George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997

You Are All Diseased 1999

Complaints and Grievances 2001

Life Is Worth Losing 2005

It's Bad for Ya 2008

George Carlin on his beard:

Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard

George Carlin on the American Dream:

It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.

George Carlin on America:

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

George Carlin on detachment:

I have no stake in the outcome.

by Georgie12345 August 8, 2010

Carrington

Carrington's are absolutely gorgeous creatures whom everyone loves. They tend to be out going, exuberant, pretty and lots of fun. Carrington's are very friendly creatures but don't get them angry, because they have a vicious side if you really piss them off. But that side of Carringtons is very rarely seen. Carrington's make perfect best friends as they are excellent listeners, always there for support and incredibly encouraging.

Oh my gosh, i really need someone to talk to! I'll go talk to Carrington, she always knows just what to say!

by 32809174383 April 10, 2011

Carina

Carina, A girl who is loud and very outspoken. She doesn't like drama and doesn't start drama. She is honest and always says everything like it is. A very beautiful and funny girl. When you're around her you're never sad or angry, you're always happy. She's the definition of Natural Beauty. A Carina is never seen sad or angry. She's a full package.

Me: That girl is very honest and funny.
Guy: Duh, She's a Carina.

by Daze_ September 2, 2013

cariño

cariño, Spanish:
1. n love, affection;
2. n darling, honey

Ven aquí, cariño! (Come here, darling!)

by gherardesci April 28, 2009

carina

REALLY HOT! but mainly beautiful. she charms guys not just with her looks but her personality. may seem quiet at first but is actually really social once you get to know her. Carina is a true friend and will always speak the truth. she is not like the other other girls in school, she definitely stands out. guys, beware that she doesnt stay single for long

for example carinas are always fun too be around.

by anthony15 November 9, 2012

George Carlin

The only comedian worthy or using the seven words you can't say on TV: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. R.I.P. Man.

Somewhere in Heaven, George Carlin is telling God to fuck off.

by E. Nygma March 1, 2009

Carsing

A form of fagging, except while playing Gary Numan's Cars and making odd jestures and faces at the people who are being fagged.

Cmon lets go in my car and go carsing up-town

by theTRUTHtheLIEtheTEARINYOUREYE June 27, 2009