Carson 

Carson is the single greatest person you will ever meet in your life. She's pretty, smart, funny, happiest person to be around. When she walks into the room you can't help but smile. She makes your day even without saying anything. She helps you through the toughest of time, she will always be there for you. Don't let her down or you'll surely regret it.

Carson the greatest friend someone can have

Carson by Jackm816 February 20, 2019

CArSoN 

Big gay

dang Carson is gay

CArSoN by Black dad gone April 8, 2019

Carson 

The term "Carson" is used to describe a human who has a Simp/Virgin exterior but contains a Chad interior.

"Yo bro, did you see that ugly mf turn down Jessica, she's so hot why did he do that"
"He's such a Carson"

Carson by papi chulevi March 9, 2020

Carson 

Whoever wrote #2, God bless you. We should meet, as it's all true :) Whoever wrote #5, it's hysterical. There's some truth in #6 as well. Pretty good description actually.

Carson is a name that's always been pretty unique. Recently it's become more popular, ala Carsons Daily and Palmer. It's a name of Western origin primarily, made famous by Kit Carson, the early American Western scout.

Growing up with the name is said to be trying, as kids are cruel and will make fun of anything out of the ordinary. Maybe not so much today as back in the day. Many Carsons have no doubt wished they were Garys or Bills or Steves at one time or other so they could stay off the radar of petulent pricks bent on making their prepubescent lives miserable.

Of course, the name is maleable as well, transforming into lots of meaningless monickers that get old very fast. Simply substitute any vehicle for "Car" and the list is endless. Additionally, spelling it for someone on the other end of the phone is far more difficult far more often than one would think. Most people want to put an L in it and turn it into Carlson. Or they take the C for P and suddenly you're man of the cloth. Still, it gets compliments and folks seem to like it.

Carsoni
Carcinogen

Carson by OCXRIDER May 5, 2010

Carson 

A gay fuck who likes to stick crackers to the ceiling with his ejaculatory fluids. He also likes to fantasize about his teachers when cleaning his trumpet.

Look out ms.teacher! Carson is coming your way.

Carson by Quichalishious69 February 2, 2020

carson 

a kid who takes kindergarten twice

this kid is such a carson

carson by KVNTHEGOD July 6, 2017

carson 

A sexy pie ready to fry. Super hot and sexy male that is very nice and is fun to be around.

OMG he's such a carson

carson by Jimmy Jimmy frank December 20, 2017