Carson is a guy with a nice jawline and good hair (maybe even a perm). He’s a chill dude, and is easy to talk to and be friends with. Though he’s a little immature and slightly awkward at times, he’ll quickly have you infatuated by his sweet texts and engaging conversations. Watch out if he gets sick, though- he’s especially susceptible to the infamous man cold.
Carson isn’t texting me back...is he mad at me, or is he coming down with the flu?
by Claire M. January 6, 2019
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The opposite of a Saywer. Carson will go after your ex girl right after you guys break up and have no care for your feelings. Fake friend
Bro look at Carson flirting with your ex! Didn't you guys break up yesterday?
by TheRealFuni March 24, 2022
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Carson just beat me in 8ball
I’m training to go up against Carson in 8ball
by SmoothJazzStops April 16, 2020
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"I. WAS. BIRTHED. A. FEMALE. AND. MY. NAME. IS. CARSON." That was me, also a person that is very LGBTQ+
Person: Oh there's a new student named Carson

Other person: I hope he's cute!

Person: NAMES DON'T HAVE GENDERS-
by FlowerBish May 31, 2021
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Carson is bustanuttible
by 🍆👊💦 May 11, 2022
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A really tall kid at my school, and we all know he likes Audrey. Except maybe Audrey. He also wore fucking speedos to Sienna's birthday party.

Imao he told me himself he liked Audrey.
P1: OMG istg Carson has a huge crush on Audrey.
P2: Ikr, it's so obvious.
by Fucking ole dinosaur December 18, 2021
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A stupid little bitch that only cares about himself.
Why are you being such a Carson?
by AlexDaBean March 31, 2022
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