The Carpenter

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 28, 2007

Carpenter

A person who is a problem solver for a high class crime family, usually fixing said problems with the problem disappearing without a trace.

The carpenter mad Johnny the rat disappear.

by Stacy the Face February 28, 2011

Sabrina Carpenter

A gorgeous blue eyed beauty who released her third album Singular act 1 November 9,2018.She treats her fans just like family.Sabrina has made my life so much better and had helped me get through so much.If you love listening to meaning full songs her songs are there.Sabrina is the most beautiful person I've ever seen.

Someone:Do you listen to anyone else other than Sabrina Carpenter?
Me:No no one else.Why would I she's my whole life.

by Rowbrina/Rilaya shipper April 21, 2019

carpentryhero

The most giving person you'll ever know, would repair your cabinets, deck, baseboards, doors, for an excuse to visit or beer and pizza

My dad is my CarpentryHero because he built shelving in the garage, we reminisced over my childhood as we loaded the shelves over a beer, I have my garage back :)

by WoodGod June 5, 2014

Capestry

The study of cap or capping.

I major in the art of Capestry in GCC, ya feel?

by LeSteve.Y October 5, 2020

carpenter's dream

Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia

Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"

by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 3, 2003

carpenter's dream

A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.

Paula is a carpenter's dream!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005