carson daly

1. MTV's puppet to brain-wash our generation into this "pop-culture-syndrome"
2. someone who loves to kiss other's ass, especially celebrities in order to be famous

1. (TRL's audience screaming for no reason)
2. carson: "please be my girlfriend, please?!!" (n'sync's 'girlfriend' plays on the background...)
tara: drunk "aight, just shut up, you ...burps... bitch!!"

by uglyron August 21, 2003

Adam Carson

Adam Carson is an amazing, beautiful man.
He also has a cute ass, but don't let that distract you from his drumming skills and his gorgeous eyes.
Adam overall, kicks major ass.

Adam Carson is an amazing drummer and therefore, owns your face.

by ChocolateNailGun October 21, 2008

Carbon Beerprint

The negative impact a beer drinker has on the beer supply at any given event or gathering.

Craig: Boy, Bubbie's really slamming them down tonight.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.

by Your Eminence November 19, 2013

waste of carbon

Useless and/or pointless person.

"Are you still going out with Claire? She's a fucking waste of carbon, that girl."

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Carson Daly

Media Whore

Bend over carson, here it comes again.

by Shay'oul January 1, 2004

Carson (girl)

Carson is hilarious, firey, insecure, mind blowingly cool, awesome girlfriend (if she is yours!), wonderfully beautiful, an amazing friend, and pretty good at sports. She won’t fall for anyone easy, but when u have her, hold on for dear life because she might be the best girl you ever have. She might be short, but man she can surely make up for that in personality! And if you are ever friends with a Carson, make sure your loyal, because if your not, she will not be friends with you anymore. So always stay true!

Carson (girl)

by Wasup? The sky! July 13, 2019

Carhoon

A male who is aroused by the poon de la hoon of a girl named Shanhoon.

Carson's is a carhoon....

by Simon-💟-Shitten September 28, 2021