carded for life

Description of somebody, usually in their late adolescence, who looks significantly younger than their actual age, and in turn, upon suspicion of being underage, will be checked for ID for (jokingly) the rest of their lives.

Dave: You're telling me that kid is in grade 12? Or did you say that he is 12? It sure looks so.
Michael: Yea, he'll be carded for life.

by Gigzoram July 1, 2011

My So-Called Life

Show lasting one year-given an undeserved axe despite having had some of the most memorable and relateable characters.
Dared to be different unlike some of the Dawson's Creek fare airing at the time.

Fan: Hey, have you heard of My So-Called Life?
Person: ZOMG, that show is gay.
Fan: No really it's a good show.....Jared Leto was in it.
Person: Oh, he's so hot!
Fan: *facepalm*

by Stick92 March 31, 2009

curled

An expression used reffering to something or someone that is ugly.

She was fine last year, but this year she curled like a mug!!!

by Drew10000000 October 19, 2007

Game Called Circle

Any illegal venture that in the beginning promises wealth, prestige, or power but unbeknownst to the player only ends with jails, institutions or death. Despite every fact to the contrary the addicted player will rationalize and justify playing the game called Circle over and over again, despite the negative consequences and baffling circumstance of ending up right back where they started. For the lucky its back to prison, the unlucky it's death.

"I can't find a good job so im gonna sell smack for just a little while and make alot of money to open my own business, im too slick to get caught"

"They caught me selling drugs on the block" "After i get out of prison I'm never going to sell on the block again" "I'm only going to sell out of my car and I'll only sell pills, that way i wont get caught"

"They caught me selling pills and now I'm on my way back to prison. If it wasn't for snitches id have never gotten caught. Next time I'll only sell to people i really know are solid."

Wonder why they call it the Game Called CIRCLE ?

by Playaz Anonymous December 3, 2011

Carlena

She's Sweet , beautiful, loving, and caring

She called me beautiful, she's such a Carlena

by Rgirlheart August 15, 2016

Carfed

To have come (meaning ejaculated, not arrived) and barfed simultaneously.

Mark was so drunk, he fucked a chick so ugly he carfed himself.

Mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.

by scrumpyzebra April 23, 2010

Carped

Getting catfished but it ended in a blowjob

I matched with this hot chick on tinder but she was nothing like the pictures. I turned that catfish into a carp and got a BJ. I got Carped.

by Tamar_Kaiz January 13, 2021