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Shut up cargo pants

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.
Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants
by I arent click that May 11, 2020
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A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.
Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"
by Bhask December 8, 2010
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cargo shipping

When two men dock together straddling a toilet seat and proceed to take a poo.
Have you seen George and fergus? Yeh they are cargo shipping in the upstairs bathroom
by Ronaldharris October 23, 2020
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Hot Cargo

The sudden realization that a hot poo is imminent
How are you Jason? Sorry Carl I can’t talk I have some hot cargo to drop off
by Bulldinkle September 5, 2022
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alligator in the cargo bay

A task that was taken on and solved out of a desire to take initiative at work. This is a reference to an episode of The Orville in which Captain Ed Mercer asks Bortus what he has been working on, and Bortus replies that there is an alligator in the cargo bay, but he has crushed it with a chair.
Did I fix the SQL injection vulnerability? Of course, it's an alligator in the cargo bay!
by ekolis January 30, 2020
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Cargo Cult

When one culture believes the “cargo” (technology) of a technologically superior culture was stolen and was intended for them instead.
The CCP commonly tells its populace that the west stole its technology, and said technology was rightly and divinely intended for the Chinese people. This makes the CCP a cargo cult.
by Monkey Putin November 6, 2023
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Cargo food

This comes from the term cargo cult. Cargo food is the result of somebody making a bad food dish by emulating the look and not the taste.
He made cargo food when he tried to make orange chicken by dying mayonnaise orange and putting it on chicken nuggets
by Wake me up outside January 16, 2024
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