Whale Carcass

A tainted vagina that belongs to a morbidly obese woman.

Todd ate Rosetta's whale carcass.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Mason Caruso

Also known as Grenade Guy on youtube, Mason is a pro surviv.io player that is near god tier. He is near sighted and must use glasses but this doesnt take away from his surviv expertise. He is in middle school but he already has thinning hair, this can sometimes affect him reputation but not enough to shake him from his game. To wrap up, if you see Mason while playing surviv, its better just to quit than to try to beat him.

"Mason Caruso is a god"
"I know, I dont know how he's so good"

by Iwishiwasmason February 7, 2019

not my circus not my monkeys

It's got nothing to do with me,and I'm not really interested anyway.

"All this fuss going on at the moment about the lack of government funding for pre-school childcare so mothers can work? Sorry,not my circus not my monkeys". (From an old Polish proverb).

by peskycritter November 30, 2017

squirty-circus

Consists of a group of 3 or more people performing in a show for an audience, where one of the people serves as the ringmaster and the others the clowns or entertainers. The ringmaster must be suffering from diarrhea, often achieved through the use of a laxative. During the show the ringmaster will attempt to defecate on the faces of the other clowns, resulting in a hazy spray of diarrhea. Many of the clowns perform tricks, such as a trampoline or trapeze, while trying to avoid the fecal matter spray.

This was Rebecca's first time watching a squirty-circus. She had fun, and even got hit by some of the ringmasters fecal matter.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

Iowa Caucus

A physical representation of a modified painting based on the dogs playing poker. Except in this the dogs are replaced by Albino Gorillas and the cards and poker chips are replaced by feces. And the winner gets to be President.

"Hey Jim, that Iowa Caucus is tonight! I bet you five fucks that Jojo wins!"
"Ooooh, sorry Randy, I don't have any fucks to give."

by Hammer Balls January 3, 2012

Carcosa

A fictional city that is first referred to in Ambrose Bierce's 1891 story "An Inhabitant of Carcosa." In the HBO series, True Detective, Carcosa is a place where the Yellow King is worshipped with both black magic and violence.

Time is a flat circle in Carcosa. Sacrifices are made to the Yellow King in Carcosa.

by MellyinMay March 31, 2014

Sophia Anne Caruso

An amazing person with the sweetest little soul. She is an amazing singer and actor. She is the best Lydia there will ever be. No one can say otherwise.

Friend: who is this Sophia Anne Caruso girl everyone stans?

Me: *dies*

by beetlejuicethemusical December 5, 2019