Capitalism

Something I'd probably advocate if what the rich wanted us to believe was actually true, that the poor are lazy and the rich are hard working.

Moron: I'm a capitalist because I know that every poor person is lazy and that if I work hard, I'll be rich because only hard workers get rich.
Smart guy: So the rich never screw anyone over to get there?
Moron: Not at all! Don't let those stupid liberals convince you otherwise.
Smart guy: You think capitalism is perfect?
Moron: Yes!

by blackwhitebrown9 November 7, 2010

anarcho-capitalism

From 'a' meaning 'without' and 'arch' meaning rulers plus capitalism. In other words capitalism without rulers. Rulers are taken as the state, whilst the term 'capitalism' included is taken to coincide with the liberal definition of capitalism as opposed to the Marxist one. That of freedom only finishing where the freedom of another is curtailed.

Anarcho-capitalism would be like now but without drug prohibition hence without drug gangs; without taxes hence without low wages and economic underperfomance; without the state hence without war.

by Robin d'Hood May 11, 2007

capitalistocracy

Any form of government that is controlled by high level bankers and or corporate conglomerates. Either known or unknown by the general public!

The state of the US government today!!!!!

i.e. We do not live in a democracy, we live in a capitalistocracy!

by Sean Hathaway June 15, 2007

Capitalist

Someone who does not understand how capitals are used in the English language, and as such, capitalizes every word in a sentence.

Jboyy: What Do You Mean I'm A Capitalist? I Live In Europe. We Are A Socialist Country. Duh

by spenar.hedra2 June 11, 2009

cuntfaced capitalist

A capitalist; usually with the face of a cunt.

Nike's CEO is, in all probability, a cuntfaced capitalist.

by doctor doom December 2, 2003

capitalism

A system that never really existed and is made fun of by people who desire socialism, which also has never really existed.

Political economist are the modern sophist.

by Squamous Chicken August 19, 2003

capitalism

a system that allows socialists to sell their books and make profits too!!!!

IRONIC????

YES

marx became popular because of capitalism, which sold his books, not socialism, which took them away.

by sorry can't give you that February 23, 2008