Canning Tomatoes

A phrase used when an idiot asks what you are doing even though they are standing there watching. Usually used when your doing something obvious.

Bill: The other day I was washing my car and Todd asked what I was doing. I told him I was Canning Tomatoes.

by historymanj July 31, 2011

Spirit Canoeing

Spirit Canoeing is a Norwegian sport. The most famous spirit canoer was Arne Ervig, who owned a large collection of spirit canoes. The sport of spirit canoeing involves using a spirt canoe to canoe into the land of the spirits. The canoes can go over water and through time and space. The sport hasn't caught on in the rest of the world because spirits only speak Norwegian.

"Arne Ervig er den beste på ånden kano noensinne." =Arne Ervig is the best at spirit canoeing ever.

by Arne Ervig2 February 1, 2010

canoeing

The act of paddling a canoe.

I went canoeing with Anne on the Juniper Spring River run in Ocala National Forest, and we had a great time. Many of the people in front of us did not know how to canoe and would go from bank to bank, and then flip their canoes. The alligators love it when the little pink paddlers float right up to them.

by mlhiss April 2, 2008

caning

Caning: Is what you would call it when your girlfriend agree to perform oral sex and you tell your friends about it.

Tenses:
Cane, Caned, Caning, ect.

You: Dude... I got her caning me last night!
Friend: Who?
You: My girlfriend... DUH!!!
Friend: Wow... I remember when she used to cane me.
You: ....
Friend: ....
Friend: What about that weather we're having.
You: ...
You: FUCK YOU!

by Pursuit Of Destiny July 9, 2010

canoeing

While perfoming anal sex rather than shooting your load, you urinate in the persons bunghole.

I was having anal sex with her and I decided to canoe her instead.

I hate that guy for canoeing me!

by Nolan Cragun September 22, 2008

cancing

1. verb: uncontrollable, highly lethal dancing.
2. origin: cancer- an uncontrolled growth of abnormal body cells.
3. noun: cance: an uncontrolled, highly lethal dance move.

1. "Glynn Voisin sent that chick to the hospital with his cancing at the club!"
2. "Boys who cance are so hott!"
3. "Have you seen Bruce Lee cancing?"
4. "Your cancing isn't deadly enough."

by Aress September 20, 2010

Canoeing

Lady lays on the floor man sits on her legs either side and either just just jerks off over her or webbing over her. for those that it floats there boat so to speak can throw in a cleveland steamer

Also be known for group of men to take turns to canoe.

Man , did you see that vid of Rich canoeing over Kat

by cjw957 September 14, 2011