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Louisiana Campfire 

It is when after your daddy has finished inside your sister, you dump a lincoln log inside her snooch, while your mama waits for the contents to pour out on the graham crackers to enjoy. May need to adjust roles based on which family members are available.
Jerry -- Your mom's asking for another Louisiana Campfire.
Nicole -- Again?!
Jerry -- God dammit Nicole, quit your bitching. ZACH! GET IT IN HERE AND HELP FEED YOUR FAMILY!

Russian Campfire 

When two modern gentlemen both anally penetrate an unsuspecting host, rubbing their upper-class cocks together like two sticks trying to ignite a fire.
"My dearest companion William and I performed the most elegant Russian Campfire on a peasant whore."

Colorado campfire 

The name of a restaurant. Also, a campfire that you build in Colorado.

(But that's not the definition you were *really* thinking of, is it? 🤣)
Last night we all went out to eat at the Colorado Campfire. The food there is great!

It gets cold in Colorado, so when camping you better build a campfire.

holy campfire 

It's where a bunch of priest sit around a pre teen child preferably male and have their way with him/her.
Hey gentlemen how would you like to attend the holy campfire next Tuesday with little johnny?
holy campfire by Priestlover2824 August 3, 2016

the campfire 

when playing guitar you dance in a circle as if there is a campfire
oh my god, that dude from chapel hill is doing the campfire again, he's so gay.
the campfire by St353 November 17, 2007

Somalian Campfire

When multiple, usually more than 7, Somalian men gather together in harmony, around a campfire performing a ritual on a white man. The ritual consists of tying the white man to a tree with raisins in his pocket and leaving him to be eaten by a Somalian tiger.
"Wheres Joey?"
"I think some Somalians took him to a Somalian Campfire. He's not coming back."

Bellegrove Campfire 

When a reeses peanut butter cup is placed inside a girl and then eaten out of her.
She had the bellegrove campfire done to her last night.