Calvin

A boy who isn't the best looking but can pass by. He is intelligent and is depressed due to his own intelligence. His view on reality is far from innocent.

X: Gee look at Calvin he seems depressed.
Y: I don't know why he would be, he got an A on his Government project

by Unpaid Socialite June 29, 2015

Calvin

A real man, usually has a penis of 60 inches or more.

"Dude who is that dude with the massive shlong?"
"My nibba that's Calvin he has a 60 inch pecker"

by peennibbaPPXD May 28, 2019

Calvin

synonym for hawt

"His body gleamed so beautifully, all the men and women in the room believed he was Calvin."

by ShiningSilhouette May 27, 2021

Calvin Klein

Using both cocaine and ketamine (CK) in the same night to experience a euphoric high similar to molly.

Am: “are we Calvin Klein-ing at this party tonight??”
Ry: “yessir, just got some Klein earlier”

by Sailboatking September 29, 2018

Calvin Cocksucker

Skinny prick that admits maplestory is his life. Cry's over a girl when rejected which is very often. Stalks the girls who he likes. Gets very mad when called "kid" also has trouble masturbating due to small penis, he is a very confident young man thinking he's cute when he's nothing close to it. He always gets bullied at school and takes it out on kids on maplestory but always ends up embarrassing himself.

Omg that kid is so ugly and thinks he's so cool he must a Calvin Cocksucker opps I meant faggot :3.

by DaJayMan August 17, 2011

calvinday

To pretend to work by being on the telephone or typing on the computer.While manual labor is being performed to shy away and say there are important reports to be done.

"Hey Martin, it's another Calvinday, instead of breaking a sweat Calvin just screws around on the computer."

by Houligan November 10, 2006

calvin

being mega-helpful, and generally well-receiving; an abnormally helpful person

guy: "man, we were getting harassed by these randys online, when suddenly this calvin got them booted."

other guy: "ho shit! nice bro!"

by jeedubs February 13, 2010