by Roblox is life November 27, 2017
Get the Calvinmug. by KittyKat632 June 17, 2015
Get the Calvinmug. Calvin is a warm-hearted person. He has a big heart and has no bad intentions. Calvin refers himself as a wolf and underestimate other animals. Calvin is lovable and caring. I admit that he's handsome. He is very talkative and annoying but that's what I like about him. Calvin is a special human because he's patient.
by manvswolf June 11, 2018
Get the CALVINmug. by The man that knows everything March 15, 2017
Get the Calvinmug. An openly straight guy who is suspected of being homosexual by his peers is caught kissing another guy in a dark club. This said guy then continues to declare he is not a homsexual.
by house music lover September 26, 2013
Get the Calvinmug. The most unintelligent, small-penis, ugly motherfucker with a godawful taint (it smells like spoiled cauliflower) who has mommy and daddy issues and cries himself to sleep every night (just kidding he has severe insomnia, very dark circles under his eyes, and foams at the mouth, making him look like a rabid raccoon most of the time).
Chris: "God, I just stepped on my roommate's dried up, crusty contact lens."
Andrew: "That's disgusting. He's such a Calvin."
Andrew: "That's disgusting. He's such a Calvin."
by hungcollegedude September 20, 2019
Get the Calvinmug. A baby back bitch with a small dick. Probably plays baseball but has a huge ego. Calvin's are on average pretty small and skinny brown hair brown eyes. Calvin's when they get a girlfriend they ditch their friends for her and leave his friends behind.
by Bigvock04 February 13, 2017
Get the Calvinmug.