Calvin

A cunt who believes he is above everyone else
Don't be such a calvin
by 9753124680jj July 11, 2017
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Calvin loves roblox
Marisa- Calvin do u Ike roblox

Calvin - yes I love roblox
by Roblox is life November 28, 2017
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Someone who likes to eat dog buttholes
Girl: Calvin! Stop eating my dog's butthole!
Calvin: But she needs her salad tossed!
by KittyKat632 June 14, 2015
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Calvin is a warm-hearted person. He has a big heart and has no bad intentions. Calvin refers himself as a wolf and underestimate other animals. Calvin is lovable and caring. I admit that he's handsome. He is very talkative and annoying but that's what I like about him. Calvin is a special human because he's patient.
Calvin is the most charming guy in the universe.
by manvswolf May 30, 2018
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A shitty driver! Doesnt check his blind spots! Smart cars are invisible to him! Blame on others!
Calvin hit a smart car and blamed it on an Audi.
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An openly straight guy who is suspected of being homosexual by his peers is caught kissing another guy in a dark club. This said guy then continues to declare he is not a homsexual.
Hey bro, did you see what he did last night at the club? He pulled a Calvin. No H. RoadHouse!
by house music lover September 26, 2013
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The most unintelligent, small-penis, ugly motherfucker with a godawful taint (it smells like spoiled cauliflower) who has mommy and daddy issues and cries himself to sleep every night (just kidding he has severe insomnia, very dark circles under his eyes, and foams at the mouth, making him look like a rabid raccoon most of the time).
Chris: "God, I just stepped on my roommate's dried up, crusty contact lens."

Andrew: "That's disgusting. He's such a Calvin."
by hungcollegedude September 20, 2019
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