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neo-Communist

A Neo-Communist per.se is pretty easy to define and hard at the same time.

Why this is so: As the word implies, it is a 'new' generation of Communist, albeit most are students (as where it learned from), few are more and less anti-Authitorian proletars (low class workers), and pledge alliance to Marx's theories, but defy Soviet and the like (China, perhaps Cuba) as inferior attempts on it, not genuine ones, and state-capitalistic enterprises with vague socialistic elements. They often share sympathies with workers, activists and anarchists. Most neo-Communist are so presumably because of a rebellish fad, or attitude, but most of them reject Totalarianism, saying it was never a part of leftism. Transistionary states are a heated subject, and neo-Communists are often followed for their ideology, because they are placed in the same class of despot-supporters. Neo-Communists are often atheists or agnostics.

Most of these frequent RevLeft.com, and are born at most in the 70's or up.
Karl: I heard Joe is a Commie?
Jarl: That's not true, he is a Neo-Commie!
Karl: What's the difference?
Jarl: He doesn't believe in a dictatorship of the proletars, i.e. no vanguard party.
by Ole the Murderer June 5, 2005
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communist wine

Made by the inapropriate mixing of vodka. Can also mean paint stripper, meths strained through a loaf of bread, cheap alcohol.

Also Russian wine
Holy fuck. That tramp's got himself a bottle of Listerene, and it's barely even dark.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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communist manifesto

A document writen by Karl Marx AND Frederick Engels describing their ideal Communist soceity.
The Communist Manifesto is some confusing shit. I hate "isms"
by L-ho December 25, 2005
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I'm literally a communist

A phrase originally uttered by British journalist, activist, academic and all-around legend Ash Sarkar in response to the odious Piers Morgan shouting accusations at and over her during an interview on Good Morning Britain, and wielded against him to great effect thereafter. It is known to exert a kryptonite-like effect on right-wing media hacks along with people who believe the USSR famine (so-called "Holodomor") was a genocide, keep revising the so-called "death toll" of communism further and further upwards, and/or peddle the utterly ridiculous belief that communism and fascism are one and the same, among others. Use wisely, for it is particularly destructive to incels who flood this website with duplicate definitions to make themselves feel better whilst sleeping alone at night.
"I'm not pro-Obama; I've been a critic of Obama, and a critic of the Democratic Party, because I'm literally a communist!"
by Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories January 24, 2019
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Consumer-Communist

A half-assed revolutionary who manifests his/herself through protest and demanding a reduction in consumer prices. Crowds tend to consist of ultra PC psuedo-totalitarian sexually promiscuous fanatics who pussy out at the thought of cutting back on their consumer wants.

The proposed solutions (instead of playing by the rules of supply and demand forces, organized boycott, substitute good awareness) are government bailouts - in other words, subsidies for all well-to-do corporations so that they can willingly slash their prices for their upscale brand-name products.

This trend is prototypical of the post-2009 recession Obamamania and the ongoing contagiousness of the cliche term, "CHANGE".
Those consumer-communist douchebags are out protesting in-front of the White House. Some of them are lesbian sumo wrestlers demanding "cheaper prices on Haagen-Dazs ice-cream or else!".
by WeIsAllVictims November 9, 2009
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post-communist kleptocracy

That delightful period after a communist country falls during which everything becomes surprisingly stealable. A system of government that has a heavy focus on criminality and survival-of-the-fittest. What happens when commies turn on each other.
Russia after the Soviet Union became a post-communist kleptocracy.
by Ahod February 22, 2009
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communist

A person who believes in a stateless, moneyless, and classless society. Communism is the final stage of societal development according to Marx after socialism. Though both are leftists and collectivists, socialists and communists are rather different. Socialists advocate for the means of production to be owned by the workers.
Contrary to popular belief: China and the DPRK are not communists. Their state ownership of the means of production has given communists a bad name.
by TheBastardLord January 4, 2017
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