Root Causes Tour

A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.

Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?

Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!

by BigEd129 June 11, 2021

Albert camus

Albert Camus is(actually was, sadly😔) a really hot french guy.

"omg, u r reading"the stranger ""
"Yeah, I love Albert Camus "
-"we all do"

by bellobelisimo September 28, 2022

Caius

Caius T. is a man with a very pogger personality. He will treat you right because he cares. If any hot ladies are reading this date a Caius plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz

Caius has a dig bick

by CaiusIsSeggsy March 26, 2021

Causey

to follow your own path

"She's a Causey, which is why she's do independent."

by Graceygirl2875 December 21, 2016

'cause

Conj. Slang. Variant of "because."

I did it 'cause I felt like doing it.

by Moriarty October 15, 2003

Cancer Causing Member of Society

1.A person who is just an absolute beast in whatever he does

2.A person whos actions are so lethal they might as well cause cancer to anyone he approaches

That dude is a beast a monster a straight up Cancer Causing member of Society

by Dom ~Dman January 11, 2009

Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty)

An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.

Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."

That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).

by MintagedVortex January 10, 2011