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Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.
I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.
by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020
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Custard Guts

A commonly used nickname for Michael Baragry
by Custardguts October 21, 2020
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Lust Custard

Another name for cum

Also known as jizz or man mayo.
“Pour your lust custard over my fun crumble
by gingermoon June 15, 2019
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Custard ass

when your ass is the consistency of custard

just a sloppy hole
dammmnn that lad must have a custard ass after that night

OI ya custard ass
by BigrooNutz September 23, 2020
mugGet the Custard assmug.

Custard Boy

Often referring to the streamer Danny Aaron’s.
“You fucking Custard Boy
by Annny Darons January 12, 2023
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park a custard

You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up in a few. I gotta go park a custard.
by TheDeathBot June 17, 2008
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Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.
Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
mugGet the Custard Pumpmug.

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