When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function
by Vann June 10, 2006
The extremely hard squeezing of the male nipple (usually)and then twisting until the person starts screaming like a pig and starts to cry because of the pain. This is because you have just crippled the shit out of his nipple.
by enke November 09, 2004
by HAMMER 112 August 13, 2016
A Bahamian based gang that consist of ass eaters,retards, and at the same time most if them are dead inside.
by EndMySuffering-1 January 15, 2018
The aching or pain that occurs after long pussy eating sessions, usually occurring around the jaw area and is said to be very painful, but 100% worth it.
by --BerryTheManokit-- December 01, 2022
That person in a wheelchair who always runs your feet over at the most inconvinient time. Mainly occurs in a hallway at school or work.
by FCTSFunnyGuy January 09, 2010
When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.
“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”
by conservativecassie April 20, 2018