Crane Girls

The exact definition of cunty bitches. They complain about everything and annoy everyone.

Dude1: Hey, have you seen those Crane Girls?

Dude2: Yeah, what a bunch of cunty bitches.

by Sinestro78 October 25, 2016

Crane Brain

When you get a blowjob from a chick that looks like a giraffe.

Mark: Dude… I heard you went home with that tall broad last night…

Steve: Yeah it was dope… she gave me Crane Brain!

by Quadarius Junior March 1, 2023

Jonathan Crane

Submissive kinky man

"wow Jonathan Crane is smoking today"

by Wennie :) July 5, 2022

Crane ride

When you hang someone by thier ankles and then face fuck them while they hang upside down like they were lifted by a crane

The girl was really kinky so I tied a rope around her ankles and gave her a crane ride.

by Yobiotch August 14, 2018

Crane aids

A word given to describe a relic of a piece of equipment in industry or a dinosaur. This turd equipment has usually been cobbled together by our forefathers and is typically on the brink of killing someone even though it is used overhead everyday to lift large items.

Hey Larry, the office sent me out today to work on that crane, it has crane aids, we better call osha.

by TyroneJefferson July 14, 2022

krysta crane

a pasty white emo girl that thinks ooga booga is a word.

me: that’s like saying ooga booga is a word.
krysta crane/emo girl: but it is a word.

by mikalovesloki July 4, 2021

candy crane

when someone licks a peice of hard candy out of vagina

"dude i candy craned that girl jen from that all girls school, she kinda looks like a turtle with big boobs!"

by ilovetopoop March 30, 2009