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Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay

The name for someone whose dad is a lawyer, and whose gay mom is in Minnesota getting surgery to remove her ring finger and leg and date other moms.
Person 1: You are an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay.

Person 2: That saddens me greatly.
by Beanus Tightus November 29, 2018
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It's like Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay but to a higher extreme. It is so much more offensive that it can end worlds. Please use with extreme caution. Witches have been known to use this word long ago. We are lucky to still be standing today...
Person 1: You're an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay!

Person 2: Oi?? Well YOU'RE a Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie!!

Person 1 was found dead later that day...
by Beanus Tightus Mightus Hightus January 15, 2019
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Crash Cosplay

Verb;

1. To cosplay a character unrelated to the convention/event's theme.

2. To cosplay an original character
Oni-chan is crash cosplaying an anime character to the gaming convention! He's so cool!
or
Do you think anyone will know who we are if we crash cosplay western comic characters to the anime con?
by Loli Chan December 5, 2013
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Everyday Cosplay

To descreetly cosplay by using clothing or makeup.
"What's with the bushy hair?"
"It's everyday cosplay."
"oh...who're you supposed to be?"
"Hermione Granger."
by citrico June 10, 2015
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Corporate Cosplay

The act of when individuals in a white-collar environment masquerade as sophisticated, hi-powered professionals with dreams of innovation and corporate-ladder climbing.

In reality, they are nothing more than simpering, limp mediocrities with little imagination, over-inflated ambition, endless arsenals of vapid buzzwords and half-baked skills that offer nothing to whatever field or industry they happen to be (undeservedly) employed in.

The only thing they happen to share with real professionals who actually do know their shit, are direct as hell and get things done is their passion for their own business attire. Giorgio Armani, Hugo Boss, or hell, even some cheap-ass suit from Target won't hide the fact that these dipshits are out of their depth and pollute the office environment with their infinite, tedious posturing.

Unlike typical cosplay there ain't no hotties strutting around as Wonder Woman and Black Widow, or dudes stomping around as Thor or Batman here. Only simians with ties and lapels are what you can expect.
"Hey Sean, ready to watch the latest round of Corporate Cosplay in the Marketing Dept. Today?"

"Jesus Christ. If I hear the word 'artisan' or 'paradigm' from those fuckwits one more time I'm going to crack some skulls."
by No Man's Skyfall December 15, 2016
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military cosplay

A variation of cosplay where people dress up as military soldiers based on real life soldiers or from popular military themed video games i.e.Call Of Duty.
Random person:My military cosplay for the upcoming anime convention is Soap from Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2
by Mr115 September 2, 2018
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Anime Cosplay Day

You just cosplay anime’s or make an OC!
“ Anime cosplay day is putting on clothing that looks like the person from the anime or whatever..”
by Anime love gurly November 8, 2019
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