Conway, Missouri

A small little hick town along I-44 full of rednecks, stoners, and pill poppers.

The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.

The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.

Conway, Missouri. Noun. A shit town.

"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"

by Damanjan June 21, 2017

Conway

Boy this guy chopped

Person one “man you so Conway”
Person two” boy he chopped”

by Doug3 May 27, 2025

Sean Conway

Fiend.

Sean Conway is fielding for a ride right now

Sean Conway is a fiend for juul rips.

by Like a light August 5, 2018

Conwaying it

Using a hypocritical stance and then going and doing that action. Like claiming that we should all stay inside for covid and then throwing a party with 100 people. Then lying about that and saying you followed guidlinws

You want to go to Claudia conways party
Bro it’s covid we can’t
Don’t worry we are conwaying it

by Arein October 25, 2020

conwaying

Not giving answers to questions by either responding with "alternative facts" (=lies) or with perfectly unrelated monologues. When the other person insists on an answer, the conwaying person repeats such responses until the asking person gives up in frustration or because time runs out.

When she starts conwaying, it is getting impossible to have a sensible talk about things that matter.

by Extrem0phile July 3, 2017

charlie conway

A HOT TAMALE FROM MIGHTY DUCKS 1,2, and 3 ya

CHARLIE CONWAY IS A HOT TAMALE

by charlie’s wife’s July 26, 2021

Conway County

The closest place where folks in Conway and Russellville, Arkansas can buy beer

"Where can one buy beer here in Conway?"
"Oh you gotta go to Conway County bruh..."
"But we're already in Conway County..."
"Nah homie this is Faulkner County."

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021